Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?
Pupil: Because it can't sit down!
A history joke
What was Camelot?
A place where people parked their camels!
A history joke
Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia?
Must have been a duck family
A duck family?
Didn't you say there was a quack in it!
An ideal homework excuse
Teacher: Where is your homework?
Pupil: I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren't the best teacher in the school
A math joke
Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4?
Pupil: That's not fair!
Teacher: Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?
Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!
A history joke
Why did Robin Hood only rob the rich?
Because the poor didn't have anything worth stealing!
Teacher: You're new here aren't you, what's your name?
Pupil: Fred Mickey Smith
A history joke
Why did Eve want to move to New York?
She fell for the Big Apple!
Pupil (on phone) : My son has a bad cold and won't be able to come to school today.
School Secretary: Who is this?
Pupil: This is my father speaking!
