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PostSubject: Burning Questions: The 10 Most Confusing Things in 'Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen'   Fri 7 Aug - 22:57

Burning Questions: The 10 Most Confusing Things in 'Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen'
by Matt McDaniel
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June 30, 2009

Transformers:
Revenge of the Fallen "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen" made over
$200 million last week. What it didn't make, however, was one lick of
sense.

Now, suspension of disbelief is usually not a problem for
me. Tell me that a billionaire could put on a bat suit and swoop around
fighting crime and I'll buy it. Or that a different billionaire could
build flying armor in his basement. Or that in the future people will
beam onto spaceships with their pointy-eared best friend. I'll accept
all of it. I'll even take your word for it that a mechanized alien race
can come to our planet, scan some cars, and turn themselves into
vehicles.

That being said, there were moments in this new
"Transformers" movie that were so confusing, so contradictory, or so
corny that they completely took me out of the movie. Even days after
watching it, some new inconsistency or plot hole would pop into my mind.

I
can hear it already: "It's a popcorn movie. It's based on a bunch of
toys. It's just supposed to be fun." And yes, all of those things are
true. But that doesn't mean I can't ask questions about what in the
world was going on. Here are the ten that I most want answered.
(WARNING: contains spoilers).

1. In "Transformers," there was
this giant battle in the middle of downtown Los Angeles -- excuse me,
Mission City -- that was witnessed by thousands of people at the very
least. But somehow the government was able to cover up the whole thing,
and now the existence of alien robots is just an internet rumor? How
did they do it? Pay off everyone who was there and quickly fix millions
of dollars in damage? Also, didn't Keller (Jon Voight) go on TV and
tell everyone we were being attacked by "a technological civilization
far superior to our own"? How did they spin that?

Shia LaBeouf
2. There are two pieces of the Allspark cube left: the military has one
under lock and key, and Sam discovers another. The Decepticons steal
one and bring Megatron back to life. But when Sam (Shia LaBeouf) wants
to bring back Optimus, he has to find the Matrix of Leadership on the
other side of the globe. Why not use the other piece? Mikaela (Megan
Fox) has it in her backpack the whole time. It brought his kitchen
appliances to life, why can't it do the same for Optimus?

3.
Speaking of Megatron's rebirth, when the Decepticons venture deep into
the ocean to revive him, the Navy crew tracking them reads five
contacts. When they get down there, they tear apart one of the robots
for parts to rebuild Megatron. Then as they rise to the surface, the
same Navy guys say they spot six contacts. The little "Doctor" robot
popped out down there, but he's about a third of the size of a person.
Would he have shown up on sonar?

Shia LaBeouf 4. That reminds
me: even if I were to forgive the Doctor's German accent -- and
director Michael Bay is asking me to forgive a lot of ridiculous
accents -- why would a robot need glasses? He has little lenses that
flip in front of his mechanical eyes. Couldn't he just get his eyes
adjusted? You'd think with all the laser guns, someone could perform a
Lasik procedure.

5. Apparently, Transformers can look like
people now. How? And how is it that even though the robo-girl (Isabel
Lucas) is made of metal, she can still straddle Sam without crushing
him. And if Bumblebee knows something's wrong with her, why does he
spit antifreeze at her instead of telling Sam? Yes, his voicebox is
broken, but wasn't it fixed at the end of the last movie?

Megan
Fox 6. The Fallen is the last of the Primes, since they all sacrificed
themselves to stop him from destroying the sun. But then he says that
Optimus is a descendant of the Primes. First, Transformers have kids?
And second, how could he descend from them if they were all dead? And
if the Fallen could only be destroyed by a Prime, why didn't the
originals just gang up on him back in the day? And what makes Optimus
so special, anyway? Megatron beat him earlier, but all it takes is a
few spare parts from creaky old Jetfire for him to take out the Fallen?

7.
Sam, Mikaela, and Simmons (John Turturro) go to the Smithsonian Air and
Space Museum in Washington D.C. to find Jetfire. Then they walk out the
back onto a wide open field with old planes and mountains in the
distance. When did the National Mall start to look so much like to
Tucson, AZ (where they really filmed that scene)?

Megan Fox 8.
The geography is just as bad when they go to Egypt. The stone city of
Petra in Jordan is over 250 miles away, over mountainous terrain, with
few paved roads and the Israeli border between them, so how can they
drive from one to the other in a couple of hours. And the Pyramids are
said to be shooting distance from the Mediterranean, but they are
actually well over 80 miles inland. Even if the Navy ship had a secret
rail gun, and even if the captain would take an order to fire from a
former agent of a government branch that no longer exists (over a
walkie-talkie that inexplicably starts working again), how could it hit
a moving target from that distance?

9. Sam briefly dies and goes to Robot Heaven. Robot Heaven?!?!

Megan
Fox 10. Where does Sam's bandage come from? What about his extra sock?
Why does Sam's roommate not contribute anything at all? What was the
Fallen doing for those thousands of years Megatron was frozen in ice?
How does one satellite receive transmissions from everywhere on the
planet? Why does Wheelie hump Mikaela's leg? Why do we have to see John
Turturro's thong? Why are robots who join together to become Devastator
also seen fighting the Army at the same time? Why does the government
want only our military fighting Decepticons when our weapons seem
unable to make so much as a dent on any of them? Why did the ancient
Egyptians build a pyramid around the sun-destroying machines instead of
just breaking it? Why is the Matrix of Leadership bigger in the
Fallen's hand than in Sam's? And how do Mikaela's pants stay so clean?

OK,
so I went overboard at the end, but the questions remain. And I'm sure
more will pop up next time I think about the movie. But the movie did
make a ton of money, and it's earned a solid B+ rating from our users.
Maybe I should go see it again. My questions probably won't get
answered in a second viewing, but if I can just clear them from my mind
I can be in Robot Heaven, too.

source: hxxp://movies.yahoo.com/feature/smg-transformers-10-questions.html

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