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PostSubject: Let's face it: English is a stupid language   Fri 31 Jul - 4:55

There is no egg in the eggplant, no ham in the hamburger and neither

Pine nor apple in the pineapple. English muffins were not invented in

England, French fries were not invented in France.



We sometimes take English for granted.



But if we examine its paradoxes we find that

Quicksand takes you down slowly, boxing rings are

square and guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it

a pig.



If writers write, how come fingers don't fing.

If the plural of tooth is teeth,

shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth.



If the teacher taught, why didn't the preacher

praught. If a vegetarian eats vegetables,

what the heck does a humanitarian eat!?





Why do people recite at a play yet play at a recital? Park

on driveways and drive on parkways.





You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language

where a house can burn up as it burns down and in which

you fill in a form by filling it out. And a bell

is only heard once it goes!



English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the

creativity of the human race (which of course isn't a race at all).



That is why when the stars are out they are visible, but when

the lights are out they are invisible.



And why is it that when I wind up my watch it starts

but when I wind up this story it ends?



And more......................... Some food for "Thought"



Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy

adultery?



If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?



Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?



Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a

person who drives a race car not called a racist?



Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?



Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?



If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make

terrible?



Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?



If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow

that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted,

cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons

debarked and dry cleaners depressed?



Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion

stars in the universe you will believe them, but

if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will

have to touch it to be sure?



If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times,

does he become disoriented?



If people from Poland are called "Poles,"

why aren't people from Holland called Holes?"

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PostSubject: Re: Let's face it: English is a stupid language   Mon 10 Aug - 11:06

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