A La Sallite walks into a store in Mega Mall and says: “Miss, I’d like
a green parrot, please.” The salesgirl looks at him and asks: “Sir…,
are you a La Sallite, by any chance?” The La Sallite replies: “O… bakit
mo naman natanong ‘yan? If I ordered BLUE cheese, would you ask me if I
were from Ateneo? I don’t think so. If I bought a MAROON shirt, would
you ask me if I were from UP? I think not. So why then, when I want to
buy a GREEN parrot, do you ask me if I’m from La Salle???” “Sir.. kasi
naman…” replied the salesgirl, “this is a flower shop, eh.”
