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PostSubject: Jokes For Your Cell SMS   Thu 20 Aug - 10:35

boy: chocolate kba?


girl: iiihhh,banat ba yan?ü


boy: hnd! negra ka kc.


hahaha,,


gandang tanghale.Ü


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ang
tunay na
maganda..

MAHiYAiN
mrunong mg'SORi
at.


MKKALiMUTiN.

at,

at,


anu pa
nga un?


shocks!


NAKALiMUTAN q
na nmn!
NKKAHiYA 2loy.
SORi!

Äjejeje!


====


BATA1: Migs,paryente gro ni Mama ang bag-o nga Presidente sng Amerika subong nga nagdaug.
BATA2: Nga-a Migs hw?
My dugo kmo mestiso Negro?
BATA2: wla mn, bsta kda matulog cla sling ni Papa kay mama'' UBA MA! UBA MA! Hehehe..

====

"Ang mga ginikanan gakamang2x pinangita ug kwarta pra s atoa

Samtang..


ang anak gakamang2x pinangita sa dalan ky hastang huboga!
=>hehehe
'm0wning!

====

Teacher: pedro,defyn PHYSICS.
Pedro:simple mam,naglakaw ka sa karsada,kusog au ang ulan,niagi ang trak,naligsan ang 2big.dah!



PHYSICS lage!

====

hindi man gnun
ksArap ang
buHay..


haBang buHay
nMn ak0ng
mSarAp...haHaha

====

TRIVIA

did y0u kn0w
that
all numbers
fr0m
1 to 999 d0esn't
have the letter
A?



uy! Magbibilang
yan agad!

====

MnsAn,
mAs EsPesyAl,
aNg LawAy,
KaysA Luha!

Kc khit
cnO, pwde
mOng
IyAkan...

Pero Ang
LawAy,
tutuLO lng..


Sa tAoNg
Gus2 m0ng
TikmAn. .
ahehe. .m0wning!

====

'y0ur future
relies
oN y0ur
dreams..



s0,
tuL0g lang!


mgtTgumpay
ka rin!
hahaha..

gd'm0wnin6..Ö

====

isang gbi,isang lolo ang humtak s isang ba2e s damuhan..

Girl: lolo, kht mhubran nyo q, d nyo q kyng gahasain dhl su2mp0ng lng ryuma ny0



Lolo:watch me! Nagflanax yta 2!

-hahahah.. ?_=

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AMO: Hoy, Inday! Bakit sunog ang sinaing?
INDAY:
Heavy fire that exerted by the stimulus effect of the best conductor of
heat which is the steel, causing the Oriza sativa to change its state
of color, smell as well as taste.
AMO: In other words, you didn't
apply your knowledge about heat conductors and left the Oriza sativa to
burn! Akala mo, nosebleed ako' no?! Nagi-study na ako... Bring it on!
Bitch!
-hahaha panis c inday

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It's
hard
wen
you
realyZ
that
*some text missing*



hndi
m0
mlamn
kung
*some text missing*



Hndi
m
2loy
maintndhn
na
*some text missing*




hehe.. ^-^

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JUAN: aray! bkt mko sinuntok?
PEDRO: tnwg mkong hippopotamus eh!
JUAN: last yir pa un ah!


PEDRO:ngaun ko lng nalaman itsura nun eh!ü

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"ang mga taong di photogenic at di mgwang mgng mganda o gwapo sa picture ..


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WACKY! DALI WACKY TAYO!

hahahaü :-D lol!
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